Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Added in: Funny SMS

Sim ki "Birth Day"

Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay



Added in: Funny SMS

Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..
mikram


Added in: Eid SMS

Hi,
Friends how r u
Would u like friendship
with me?


Added in: Friendship SMS

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Added in: Wise SMS

Asalm~o~alaikum!

WÄKE UP!

It’s Mörning time

öpen ur Room’s Döör becaus

HÄPPINES
&
SUCCESS

are waiting to Welcome u in

a New DÄY

Good Morning


Added in: Good Morning SMS

1 Din maa se pocha k
maa k marnay k baad,
dua kon karay ga?

Tu maa boli!
Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi
rait mein nami reh jati hay


Added in: Mothers Day SMS Messages

Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.


Added in: Christmas SMS

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!


Added in: Insult SMS

GOOD Relationship Is Like Tajmahal, Everybody Will Wonder How Beautiful It Is. But Nobody Can Understand How Difficult It Was To Build


Added in: Love SMS